I'm Taylor Donnachie and its the 16th April 16:50 to be exact.The Easter holidays are coming too a near end and it has been amazing.
Only GEMBEAST will understand!
There are them times where your at the most scruffiest of places drinking smirnoff ice.You realise your not pissed so you decided too spin round-pissed? No just dizzy so you decide to walk round the dirt track and run through thorn bushes.We don't need them we have our new LHC friends.Its okay that your nipple is a size of a jelly bean maybe the guy with problems could make you feel slightly better..better than all them headless daffodiles anyway.Maybe I should forgive you for the lipgloss on my converse but I will have to get you to bum me up first so I can wipe it off on your leg.As long i'm listening too love story it doesn't matter if we come in at 2am.Maybe if we make chicken noises more often then I wouldn't of ended up holding his hand.Hey how about you ring me every night and I can have phone sex with Paul but I don't think he will understand.So what if we got freaked out by a 3 year old kid called Simon its all good when your paying £2.10 for a bus.Okay so getting lost in Darwen wasn't exactly brilliant but we danced out our anger too Pokerface.Ill be the prince and you'll be the princess gembeast and I think your okay with that as long as you don't get licked and have too climb over people.Are you two going out,did you know there is two types of cock? But that isn't as hilarious as when you pissed yourself.Maybe tum tums could cure your random pissing in assembly.Hannah montana the movie here we come but i'd rather gaze at stars off the dirt track.so now i get turned on by people stroking my nose but hey so do you! Im really loving the fact that you like a 17 year old,hmm he can nearly drive.f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-feris wheel baby,you know what the crack is with that,but hey will you still sit with me in the tent.Hey you basically just asked him too sleep with you taylor.You think you can reasure me by not eating garlic sauce before you know what.or after for that matter. It doesn't matter if i skip in the sea with him,coz we can go comfort eat in macdonalds.so now your off galavanting in france,sunnybower seems empty but hey-hoe your going to have to sit next dylan farrel.guess it's better than BO girl though i guess? you'd rather be saxt next to spazzy boy though? who knew hannah montana could be so emotianl eh? would you like a angus bruger? YA YA YA YA.maybe andy would too eh? frube fights on the bus isn't exactly the same as watching zac efron topless but i'd rather have frube all over my top than watch you be sick down the bathroom door.gemma you sitting in dirty positions on the slide wasn't exaclty what I expected of you with Jake especially,but that tops having muller corner in my hair.
Thursday, 16 April 2009
(LLL)
Hugs me too keep me warm.Helps me too stop people destroying daffodils.Doesn't let lads come between us,despite how many there are.Keeps my deepest darkest secrets.Remembers all the memories,even if there are 11 years worth.Laughs with me,yet cries with me too.Laughs at even the lamest of jokes.Tells me stuff I don't want too tell myself.Rings me at 11.30pm and stays on the phone for hours.Starts screaming and dancing when a lad shows up.Wipes my tears.Hugs me till i'm happy again.Spends the easter holidays with you and doesn't fall out with you once.Lets you share her man.Tells you that you look fab when you know for a fact that you look hideious.Browse's the internet for quotes and songs to represent our friendship
Just a few of the best baby,11 years..I love you Gemma Kendal! Best friends,your a keeper!
Just a few of the best baby,11 years..I love you Gemma Kendal! Best friends,your a keeper!
Wednesday, 15 April 2009
easter holidays!
Well I wouldn't say I have met up with loads of people.Just Kendal mainly.And it has been AMAZING.I will never ever ever forget these holidays with the doosh. I can't even put it into words now,it has just been fab! We both made a pact or whatever it's called too not name names on here.So I won't.A promises is a promise. And for the rest of this blog I think only my sweetypie will understand! :}
Them two twatfaces,Smirnoff,BUY ME SOME VODKA,Little Harwood trecks-everyday,your nipple is the size of a jelly baby,That other twatface,THE ONE THE ONLY DIRT TRACK,2am,GEMMA GET IN HERE,the rocks,the tree swing,taylor swift love story,holding hands(A),tum tums-still yet haven't let that go,nails,Kurtis awww!,gypsi boy,3.5 hours we were looking for you paul!,DYA NO PAUL ABBOT,cmon GEMMA KENDAL,£2.10 for a bus pfft!,late nights,I think 'he' has problems,GEMMA I ENDED UP HOLDING HIS HAND THOUGH,making friends with pakies,people smashing windows,randy :L:L.,lipgloss on my converse,piggy backs,bum me up,OUR MAN,lipsmacker,sunglasses,lads wearing lipgloss, we featured on rock.fm,telling people you think I like them when I flaming don't,HELO,chicken noises,he is at the playing feilds,there are two types of cockss. I will add to this list when more comes too me
Gemma Kendal I thank youo for a amzing 2 weeks babes.I Love You more than anything!
Them two twatfaces,Smirnoff,BUY ME SOME VODKA,Little Harwood trecks-everyday,your nipple is the size of a jelly baby,That other twatface,THE ONE THE ONLY DIRT TRACK,2am,GEMMA GET IN HERE,the rocks,the tree swing,taylor swift love story,holding hands(A),tum tums-still yet haven't let that go,nails,Kurtis awww!,gypsi boy,3.5 hours we were looking for you paul!,DYA NO PAUL ABBOT,cmon GEMMA KENDAL,£2.10 for a bus pfft!,late nights,I think 'he' has problems,GEMMA I ENDED UP HOLDING HIS HAND THOUGH,making friends with pakies,people smashing windows,randy :L:L.,lipgloss on my converse,piggy backs,bum me up,OUR MAN,lipsmacker,sunglasses,lads wearing lipgloss, we featured on rock.fm,telling people you think I like them when I flaming don't,HELO,chicken noises,he is at the playing feilds,there are two types of cockss. I will add to this list when more comes too me
Gemma Kendal I thank youo for a amzing 2 weeks babes.I Love You more than anything!
Wednesday, 8 April 2009
well..
Im really bored,Dad has told me its bed time.But I think he has gone too sleep-Surprisingle ^o)
-You know I really really hate the rain.For one-you have spent time and effot straighting your hair in the morning for you too go too school and get piss wet through and look like you have a fucked up birds nest on your head.Unless your lucky enough to be Beth Spence,and have amazingly naturally straight hair. The worst thing is when you have a half decent umbrella then it ends up being blown in every flaming direction but the right one.Does anyone no where I can find a decent umbrella?- I had one,it was Playboy though "/ but it was the best quality of umbrella I have ever had.I don't want a decent umbrella that is going too cost £500.If a umbrella should cost that much it should stop the flaming rain and turn you into mary poppins.Eurgh people complain nobody has money-maybe its because of all these over priced umbrellas.pfft.
-Someone has just been going on at me on how 'great' they think Primark is.Personally I think primark is a cheap bag of wank.Okay some people find some nice stuff in there,but whats that ONE IN A MILLION? I bet Blackburn is happy to know that there building one over here-yet another shop to add to our crap cheap line;P.O.S.H,Strawberry moon-I can't even remember the names of the other ones.Everyone has gone head over heals for the cheap prices and crap quality. Its cheapcheapcheap and as much as i love cheap i don't like primark.From what I have heard they have particular return tills-awkward cunts.One wash and your £15 top that you wore once has gone into 5 peices.I mean my friend Beth bought a decent coat-well thought it was decent until the buttons fell off.I have never actually bought anything from Primark so your probably thinking "who is she too judge?" but it's just from what I have heard-I will make sure I check it out..sometime.
-I thought Freddo's have always been 15p.But {thanks too Conner Panaro} I have found out that they used too be 10p.What is up with the world? £500 for umbrellas and now 15p for a chocalate bar the length of my little finger-Maybe even smaller.Wouldn't you rather pay 52p for a 3 bar galaxy {at all good retailers :)} where you get way more for your money.Eurgh gosh,the world is run by money and over-priced chocolate and umbrella's.
-Facebook,Bebo,Myspace,Blogger and Twitter.Just thinking too myself,why do I have every one of them? There all the same thing tbh.Just more username's and password's too remember. Facebook-Get in contact with family you haven't seen in like 10 million years.Bebo-Is basically a competiton over love,any get deleted then its ww3.Myspace-I have had two myspace accounts before my current and only now do I know how too work it.I still don't understand it though.Blogger-A whole website just for blogs,amazing! Twitter-I have no idea still any help would be appreciated? Gosh i'm sick of the internet.It's all I ever do.I'm such a flaming geek.Eurgh.Maybe I would get out a little bit more if it hadn't been invented.
MORE TOO COME :} :}
-You know I really really hate the rain.For one-you have spent time and effot straighting your hair in the morning for you too go too school and get piss wet through and look like you have a fucked up birds nest on your head.Unless your lucky enough to be Beth Spence,and have amazingly naturally straight hair. The worst thing is when you have a half decent umbrella then it ends up being blown in every flaming direction but the right one.Does anyone no where I can find a decent umbrella?- I had one,it was Playboy though "/ but it was the best quality of umbrella I have ever had.I don't want a decent umbrella that is going too cost £500.If a umbrella should cost that much it should stop the flaming rain and turn you into mary poppins.Eurgh people complain nobody has money-maybe its because of all these over priced umbrellas.pfft.
-Someone has just been going on at me on how 'great' they think Primark is.Personally I think primark is a cheap bag of wank.Okay some people find some nice stuff in there,but whats that ONE IN A MILLION? I bet Blackburn is happy to know that there building one over here-yet another shop to add to our crap cheap line;P.O.S.H,Strawberry moon-I can't even remember the names of the other ones.Everyone has gone head over heals for the cheap prices and crap quality. Its cheapcheapcheap and as much as i love cheap i don't like primark.From what I have heard they have particular return tills-awkward cunts.One wash and your £15 top that you wore once has gone into 5 peices.I mean my friend Beth bought a decent coat-well thought it was decent until the buttons fell off.I have never actually bought anything from Primark so your probably thinking "who is she too judge?" but it's just from what I have heard-I will make sure I check it out..sometime.
-I thought Freddo's have always been 15p.But {thanks too Conner Panaro} I have found out that they used too be 10p.What is up with the world? £500 for umbrellas and now 15p for a chocalate bar the length of my little finger-Maybe even smaller.Wouldn't you rather pay 52p for a 3 bar galaxy {at all good retailers :)} where you get way more for your money.Eurgh gosh,the world is run by money and over-priced chocolate and umbrella's.
-Facebook,Bebo,Myspace,Blogger and Twitter.Just thinking too myself,why do I have every one of them? There all the same thing tbh.Just more username's and password's too remember. Facebook-Get in contact with family you haven't seen in like 10 million years.Bebo-Is basically a competiton over love,any get deleted then its ww3.Myspace-I have had two myspace accounts before my current and only now do I know how too work it.I still don't understand it though.Blogger-A whole website just for blogs,amazing! Twitter-I have no idea still any help would be appreciated? Gosh i'm sick of the internet.It's all I ever do.I'm such a flaming geek.Eurgh.Maybe I would get out a little bit more if it hadn't been invented.
MORE TOO COME :} :}
its now april!
april 8th!
I thought i would write my first april blog.we broke up for eater hols on April 3rd and i've had a whole loada fun since we did.Can't wait too go up to haven and see all the bumbums!
So what am I doing right now? I'm sat on my sofa in my living room.with my fat labrador(charlie brown) led on my foot.ouch! i'm watching nickelodeon,and elephant princess is on...Now i'm not i'm watching Disney Channel,Hannah Montana (: My home alone and I have just rung Beth spence at 11:30 and she wasn't up :o she told me to ring her 8:00 yesterday!
Talking over yesterday I ain't going to explain the whole thing.but n easier words-me and beth always get ourselves into stupid little situations.
Ill post more soon (AAA)
I thought i would write my first april blog.we broke up for eater hols on April 3rd and i've had a whole loada fun since we did.Can't wait too go up to haven and see all the bumbums!
So what am I doing right now? I'm sat on my sofa in my living room.with my fat labrador(charlie brown) led on my foot.ouch! i'm watching nickelodeon,and elephant princess is on...Now i'm not i'm watching Disney Channel,Hannah Montana (: My home alone and I have just rung Beth spence at 11:30 and she wasn't up :o she told me to ring her 8:00 yesterday!
Talking over yesterday I ain't going to explain the whole thing.but n easier words-me and beth always get ourselves into stupid little situations.
Ill post more soon (AAA)
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